Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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