im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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