I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I need to align my fucking chakras
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
