You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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