Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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