I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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