At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I would ride that face into the sunset
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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