i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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