Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
