so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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