VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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