if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
