5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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