i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
