i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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