Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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