Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
