just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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