There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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