i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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