does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Dear god my vagina.
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