If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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