Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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