im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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