Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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