if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I hope mine doesn't look like that
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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