ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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