yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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