Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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