i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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