she looked like the before picture.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
he fucked my hip out of place.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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