Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
That reminds me...we need to get swords
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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