I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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