Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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