they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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