Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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