i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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