Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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