I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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