Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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