You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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