You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
we're making bets on your personal life
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize
