Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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