I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
This baby is an asshole
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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