fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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