There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Randomize
