Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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