She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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