I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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