so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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