This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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