I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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