I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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